Thursday 12 March 2015

The End is Pie

It seems that our pie supply has run dry.  I'm suffering from Pie Withdrawal symptoms and may need Pie Therapy. If I'd never tried the Steak and Kidney, or the Game Pie, or the Steak and Ale Pie or the Chicken and Mushroom Pie, not only would I be half a stone lighter, but I would never have been seduced by the nectar of the gods, Pie.
The trouble is, once you've tasted Pie, you just want more.  Your appetite becomes insatiable, you have Pie cravings - quite simply, you cannot go on without it.
If you think I'm bonkers then you've never tasted Kews Pies. With their melt in the mouth pastry, the delicious tender pieces of  steak and kidney enveloped in a hearty gravy, the creamy mash and oh my god, did I mention the minty mushy peas? Who needs Mr Grey when I've got Mr Kew? Except I haven't. It's all gone pie the wayside, and pie the way, I'm sure I'm not the only one suffering.  I bet if I started a Pie-tition, never mind reinstating Clarkson, how about reinstating my Pie Shop? Yes. Now there's a thought.