Revenge is a Dish best served cold, Mr Blumenthal

It is not sour grapes. Just because he happened to be on the selection committee who rejected, yes REJECTED my Hot Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese offering for the new Walkers Crisp flavour, is nothing to do with my less than sympathetic feelings towards Heston Blumenthal and his Fat Duck mystery lurgy crisis. Not really.
But if I was the malicious type, you might wonder if I was the sort of person who would think, "Serves you bloody right for choosing cajun bloody squirrel in the first place".
Of course, I'm NOT that type of person at all.
Poor Heston, I am sorry for you, I really am - and folks ...... I mean that most sincerely.